so somebody got in a terrible car crash on wednesday night.
Unfortunately, you can’t see the amazing seat belt bruise that’s coming in across my chest and neck because my air bags didn’t deploy, but the one across my lap from that belt is already really purple.
Also, word to the wise: If you plan on being in a really bad accident, try not to wear a huge stack of vintage bakelite bangles that you have to slide over your broken knuckles one by one because you refuse to allow them to be cut off.
