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A feeling of rejection from someone I’m not even remotely interested in but have been workplace-boredom-flirting is easily one of the stupidest things that has happened today
And today has been absolutely brimming over with profound stupid weirdness and boys from Essex calling me Adele
My tip tonight for all the ladies:
Get some metallic silver and black floral palazzo pants and make sure they are inexplicably too short
Wear them
If any boy still talks to you, he really, really likes you
Everyone else is totally horrified
This is an excellent test
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